michael jackson died 5 years ago :( long live the king of pop we’ll never forget u <3



plot twist black is the new orange


mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

i live in america

that’s not even a joke

okay i just had a nightmare and a legit panic attack and I’m crying and I’m trying to calm down and I need you here. I just. I’m calming down kind of but idk what to do and I need you. It’s weird and I’m sorry for bothering you. And sorry for tumblr communicating. I don’t know how much is off limits for the parentals. I just. Gah. I’ll be okay. I’m working on it.

i’m not mentally stable enough to care about other people

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’










God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.


If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

(Source: b-random)


Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

i can’t tell whether that was a math joke about triangles or an actual damnation of math

(Source: sidnugget)